Poodles!

Buck Strong's picture



Dudes! Check this out. A fellow teacher, Linda, knit this FAB bottle cover. She is my favourite sub and the progenitor of Knit Club. Of course, having four Standard Poodles, this really fits into our house.
I'm actually afraid to use it with an open bottle of wine.


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vsidart's picture

Here it is! For free! My

Here it is! For free!
My mother is SO getting one for Christmas... in the ugliest plastic yarn I can find!
With a good bottle of wine, of course...

http://zoranaki.wordpress.com/2008/03/07/poodle-bottle-cover/

Buck Strong's picture

Okay, even scarier is that I

Okay, even scarier is that I found the instructions for its matching toilet paper cover! http://ths.gardenweb.com/forums/load/knitting/msg0714312627915.html
Scroll down too the bottom for instructions to crochet and knit.
"A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn." Blackadder

I'm in with the crowd how

I'm in with the crowd how loves the memories. My granmother had these all over her house; consequently, my mother had a couple. I loved these when I was a kid, and still think thiey're cute in the right place; just not my house.

I just realized that that

I just realized that that might say more of her drinking than anything else; I do recall whisky.

steve kadel's picture

as a lover of dogs AND a

as a lover of dogs AND a lover of wine, i am conflicting about having to rip off a dog's head to enjoy a nice pinot

all i know of love, is love is all there is

Buck Strong's picture

Actually, there is a really

Actually, there is a really nice bottle of red under all that pink, Ex Umbras from Owen Roe.
"A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn." Blackadder

New York Built's picture

I am sure your friend,

I am sure your friend, Linda, is a charming women, creative and very talented. However, I must be honest and respectful. When I saw the poodle bottle cover, I cringed.

This is an example of what prevented me from knitting as a teenager, and frankly, kept me safe from most textile work for decades. I was convinced - wrongly, oh so very wrongly - that knitted chachkas, lares and penates, dust catchers and object d'art were the entire realm of knitting.

After years of desensitization, group therapy, meditation and primal screaming...the small setback caused by the pink poodle bottle cover will be quickly extinguished by Jack and Coke and anti-depressants...my cocktail of choice.

Thanks for the memory trip!

"If I have a little extra money, I buy yarn, fiber books, and knitting supplies. I get food with what's left over."

QueerJoe's picture

How about this: Poodle

How about this:

Poodle Bottle Cozy Link

MMario's picture

oh god; having flashbacks to

oh god; having flashbacks to the sixties....

Buck Strong's picture

I sorta remember the

I sorta remember the sixties. Wasn't there a lot of crocheted toilet paper covers?

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn." Blackadder

albert's picture

So am I, for different

So am I, for different reasons.

QueerJoe's picture

This is spectacular...she

This is spectacular...she would be my favorite sub too...as long as you mean substitute teacher. ;)

Buck Strong's picture

It's comments such as these

It's comments such as these that make my love you best.

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn." Blackadder

rc_in_sd's picture

Oh, that's a bottle of wine.

Oh, that's a bottle of wine. I wasn't sure at first. Unsure, but intrigued all the same.

Very cute!

murfpapa's picture

How cute! Is there a pattern

How cute! Is there a pattern available?

Buck Strong's picture

It's in a book that she has.

It's in a book that she has. I'm not sure of the title.
"A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn." Blackadder