Put Down That Fat-Laden, Doughnut-Like Skein and Try a (S)Cone!

New York Built's picture

Does your stash feel bloated, over-stuffed, tired, listless and no get-up and go?

Have you thought of cosmetic reduction for your bulging stash collection?

Thinking about finally getting the heath benefits of a calmer spouse, boyfriend, significant other and loved ones you so richly deserve?

Are you getting 100% of your daily requirements for keratin, unsoluable proteins, bast fibre and mineralized nutrients your body and soul needs for a healthy life?

Would your life be better with convenient packaging that put all the stash's portion controls at your fingertips?

Textile experts agree that coned yarn saves valuable trees and oil and reduces the world's dependence on greenhouses!

Click here and Get Coned!

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TomH's picture

I love working from a cone.

I love working from a cone. No ends to weave.

jessemkahn's picture

am i allowed to say that i'm

am i allowed to say that i'm terrified by the idea of a ball winder?

New York Built's picture

I can't imagine why...they

I can't imagine why...they are usually such friendly, charming people. Sparkling conversationalists, truly.

"Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends."
– Francis Bacon

albert's picture

There is something magically

There is something magically appealing about skeins- not to mention balls.

New York Built's picture

Cones do have an

Cones do have an appeal...granted, I started small but worked up to larger ones. Let's call them an acquired taste, shall we?

"Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends."
– Francis Bacon

vsidart's picture

ok, great idea. how does one

ok, great idea. how does one cone their yarn?

fuzzed's picture

There are cone winders you

There are cone winders you can buy just like ball winders. They're just not as easy to come by as the ball winder.

Joe-in Wyoming's picture

A bit more costly, too. --

A bit more costly, too. -- Books, knitting, cats, fountain pens...Life is Good.

Tallguy's picture

Ah, but what is cost? If

Ah, but what is cost? If you want it, cost is negligible.