Shameless and Unabashed S&M

New York Built's picture

Taking my direct marketing skills to the streets, my buds from The Point were offering their wares at a recent street festival crafts fair in Greenwich Village two weeks ago. I noticed that the traffic to their table was a bit...tired. A little S&M will liven up this jaded and I've-seen-it-all crowd of native New Yorkers.

I lept into action and provided the smug crowd with a moving display of Swift and Muzzler on my willing, tender and suggestible street yarns. They cried out for bondage.

The crowd was swayed by my dexterous use of swift and muzzler. Luckily for me and them, I had just accessed 1400 yards of wool and linen yarns. They were in danger of uncontrolled chaos, so I hastened to submit them to the swift.

Using a circular motion hitherto unknown in Greenwich Village, but destined to be recorded in the annals of S&M historical accounts of our era, I wound the virgins into sadder but wiser spirals, ignoring their wimpers.

"Why?", you plead bitterly, fearing the worst. "Because," I intone with a dark and brooding stance, "If I ignore them, they will be more pliable to my will for what's to come. Every knitter knows the danger of un-collared skeins."

Sales jumped as the swift lashed my sweet wards. All smiled as the stack of They Who Must Obey grew in size. Using my ever-ready leather ties, now they were controlled.

I love the marketplace!

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knittingchemist's picture

Um, wow. I just blushed, and

Um, wow. I just blushed, and that is saying something.

BuduR's picture

any small shred (extremely

any small shred (extremely small) of innocence I had left, has now departed. O.o
I love reading your blog posts, it's like softcore knitting porn.

MWK's Token Estrogen-American

MichaelJames's picture

Be mine? Or may I be yours,

Be mine? Or may I be yours, rather?
MichaelJames

MMario's picture

I need a cigarette.

I need a cigarette.

daveballarat's picture

The most entertaining read

The most entertaining read I've had all year :)

I want to cum at one of your knitting sessions :)

Dave
Istanbul, Turkey

albert's picture

I can't believe I read that

I can't believe I read that and I don't feel dirty enough.

twistknit's picture

I can't believe how dirty I

I can't believe how dirty I feel after reading about a craft sale! ( I kinda like it)

New York Built's picture

About the same I felt while

About the same I felt while I was knitting leather lace in public wearing a zipper thong at Fulsom Street East getting my boots polished.

twistknit's picture

Why am I not surprised you

Why am I not surprised you were at Fulsom?