Knitting Drag Queen

Thor's picture

I am looking for names for a knitting drag queen for a performance piece that I am mulling around in my head. Suggestions, please!!!

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albert's picture

Blockina DiLace Tangela

Blockina DiLace

Tangela DiBalz

Tinka LaRowe

Raglana Nitzenpurl

Steeka Sltiz

rjcb3's picture

Ok, this is AWFUL and I

Ok, this is AWFUL and I can't believe I'm actually...(ohgod)

The one and only:

eLYSe !!!!!!!!!

(spelled as so and pronounced "el-leese")

Toss the nickles now...this tired old queen of a generation past is forever shamed!

)O(
Robert

Pinecone's picture

These are terrific. Here

These are terrific. Here are a few more...

Jacquardia O
Ivana Knit
Anita Stash
Nastasha Yarnova
Heather Blocklear

I probably shouldn't send this one but who could resist: Muffy Swatch

rjcb3's picture

Muffy Swatch =

Muffy Swatch = PERFECT!

)O(
Robert

mysterJay's picture

This is probably lame, but

This is probably lame, but how about Shear, and then you could sing "If I could purl back time."

chipsir's picture

Okay you fellows are way out

Okay you fellows are way out of my league, I will stay quiet on this one lol. Lady Entralac gets my vote, so regal "Duchess of Yarn Over"
Having cocktail hour with you lot would definately be a plus rofl!!!!!!

eyedoc's picture

How about....... Ballzy

How about.......

Ballzy Wool
Hanka Wool
Pearl (purl) Ballwinder
Knitkita Ballwinder

I'll try to think of some more. Having beverages, so shouldn't be that hard to get creative here soon!! :))
Although, I must say that Stuart's suggestion of Lady Entrelac is my fave so far!

Shawn

Joe-in Wyoming's picture

Yowza! Am I ever out of

Yowza! Am I ever out of practice on Drag Names. (Not that I was ever good at it, mind you.) I really like Knitasha Croch'e - how do you get those diacriticals in there? - but I think a lot of it has to do with whether you are in a group, or solo. Sounds like lots of fun, either way. -- D'oh - found the diacritical key on the upper keyboard. I'm much better with my knitting than I ever was with typing. Thank goodness! Books, knitting, cats, fountain pens...Life is Good.

StuartWS's picture

Lady Entrelac the Duchess of

Lady Entrelac the Duchess of Yarnover, and her entourage of Knits of the Round Cable.

AndrewNiehus's picture

I think I will have to save

I think I will have to save this one for the Renn faire!

Thor's picture

Darnetta Socks or for the

Darnetta Socks
or for the truly fabulous Diva that only requires one name for instant fame and recognition... STOCKINETTA!

StuartWS's picture

Lacey Cashmere, Rita

Lacey Cashmere,
Rita Merino,
Purl Slipstitch,
Bunny Angora,
Angora Jumper,

YarnGuy716's picture

Wow and I thought I was good

Wow and I thought I was good at the drag queen name game. You guys are making me look like a rank amatur. My favorites so far are:
Knitty Fairisle
Knitasha Croché
Nannette Fibré

I do hope for this performance piece you are using "Pardon Me, I Didn't Knit That For You."

Asplund's picture

Tink-erbell

Tink-erbell

Thor's picture

LOL!!!!

LOL!!!!

New York Built's picture

Oh, NO! Lest we

Oh, NO! Lest we forget...

Nannette Fibré!

Asplund's picture

Purl Bailey Knitika

Purl Bailey
Knitika Khrushchev

purlyman's picture

Okay... thought of another

Okay... thought of another one:

Allison Skeins
Candace Skein

Thor's picture

This is actually quite fun,

This is actually quite fun, isn't it !?

New York Built's picture

Not crotch, you troll!

Not crotch, you troll!

Crow-shay! As in Sash-A!

Knitasha Croché! Get it right! I'm beautifully twisted and cabled, DAMMIT!

Oh my stars and garter stitch! IS THAT FABRIKA??? She looks mildewed!

Honey, take a note! You look home-made---not hand-made. Shop worn is so last year, Sweetie! And Pulleeze...shave off those pills!

you said: "Not crotch, you

you said: "Not crotch, you troll!
Crow-shay! As in Sash-A!"

Isn't that what makes it the most perfect choice, it has my vote.

Thor's picture

I love it when butch brings

I love it when butch brings it on!! Let it flow, brother!!!!

Bill's picture

if you want to be

if you want to be FAAABULOUS....
check out these links...
http://www.screamingqueens.com/drag
http://www.screamingqueens.com/strolling_tables
(my daughter sent these to me...we're designing The Producers in Boston in April)

AndrewNiehus's picture

What about combine it to

What about combine it to Knitty Fairisle. I like that one.

MMario's picture

Anne Gora Cass Mere

Anne Gora
Cass Mere

Thor's picture

Classic & Classy... Anne

Classic & Classy... Anne Gora.

purlyman's picture

Debbie Pointa Needle Elle

Debbie Pointa Needle
Elle Wyeth
Knitasha Purl
Intarsia Gillingham

purlyman's picture

Val Paca?

Val Paca?

New York Built's picture

I am impressed with Knitty

I am impressed with Knitty Carlisle...consider the following...

Fera L'lsle

Pearl Bumps

Plissé Reebe

Pear DeCreece

gryffin2007's picture

how about - Knitty Carlisle

how about -
Knitty Carlisle or Minnie Purl ?

Thor's picture

I think we're off to a good

I think we're off to a good start here! Keep 'em comin', boys!!