When God Slams The Door On Your Butt......

Chris Vandenburg's picture

....He sometimes knocks you through a closed window. One that I thought I had thouroughly nailed shut back in August.

It turns out the guy I have been 'seeing' the past few weekends is perpetually COLD! And me here sitting on a few boxes of yarn. What's a boy to do? Yes, there are blessings in this world.

Now all I have left to do is take the comforter off the bed and put the summer bedspread back on! (wink, y'all)


A shameless hussy, that's

A shameless hussy, that's what he is. Perfectly shameless. Not an ounce of contrition or remorse to be found. A more brazen embodiment of wanton, prurient self-indulgence couldn't be found if Lewis & Clark headed the expedition . . . It's pitiful, really!

~Mike in Tampa (who's at the point of tears with Pride. Way to go, Bud!)

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~Der Gefährliche Schal-Stricker

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Aaronknits's picture

I know the feeling of being

I know the feeling of being perpetually cold. All too well! He's lucky to have you to keep him warm.

grandcarriage's picture

Bless your furry little

Bless your furry little heart for making me laugh.

"I'm not a Canadian, but I play one in my dreams."

OKknitguy's picture

Felted underwear or a felted

Felted underwear or a felted jock can always be nice! :-)

Crafty Andy's picture

My life is a Craft, not a

My life is a Craft, not a blog. 

He needs some cashmere socks, LOL !

MMario's picture

Chris - if you look around a

Chris - if you look around a bit you could probably find some nice light printed flannel sheets on sale - they'd *LOOK* like a bedspread - but be a lot cooler...

any suggestion to help a friend.

MMario - I don't live in the 21st Century - but I play a character who does.