Happy Halloween Y'all

Chris Vandenburg's picture

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied I and must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's O.K. my dear child, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."


rbthntschl's picture

ROFLMAO And they're all


And they're all looking at me at work.

Luv 'n' Stuff,
Bob in Fort Lauderdale
Where the boys are...but they don't knit...poor things

Chris Vandenburg's picture

I can't take credit for that

I can't take credit for that joke. Knitterguy Kev sent it to me via email.

kylewilliam's picture

funny - but I remember the

funny - but I remember the nun doing something a little different to the cabbie! :) Kyle

Chris Vandenburg's picture

Yep, but had to keep it as

Yep, but had to keep it as clean as possible.... write me and I'll tell you my version!

Chris Vandenburg's picture

I know, I know. Old joke

I know, I know. Old joke but bared repeating.