I went to the LYS this morning. When I walked in I was greeted with a suspicious, "perhaps you've wandered into the wrong place" kind of look. The saleswoman followed me around and coincidentally needed to organize shelves in my general vacinity, probably to keep on eye on me. In my opinion, I don't look very menacing. Then I got the "May I help you" with a tone that sounded anything but helpful. Of course, I preceded to ask her the most insightful yarn questions possible from: Do you have a 100% wool yarn that knits 4 stitches an inch on size nine needles to; Can you find a sock yarn that is between 10 and 14 wraps per inch. Next I told her that I was making helmet liners for the troops - that must have sent her over the edge! She was so kind and generous that it bordered on obnoxious. Anyway, thought I would share the story. I'm sure we all have a million of them, Makes me laugh everytime!