From Happy Knits in Portland, OR

grandcarriage's picture

I was tossing another skein of mohair lace yarn to Evan for a shawl he was doing for a friend... and out of my ever so slightly inebriated (Olympic knitting party, hard cider, crackers, cheese, cookies, wine, etc) MOUTH came the following in my best manly faux-Irish accent:

"THAT'S THE MANLY ART OF KNITTING, WHEN YOU THROW YOUR BALLS ACROSS THE STORE!"

It cracked up the gals.
Thought I'd share.

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Joe-in Wyoming's picture

What a great story. Made my

What a great story. Made my day. -- Books, knitting, cats, fountain pens...Life is Good.

vsidart's picture

Hee hee hee Hah hah

Hee hee hee
Hah hah hah
Whaaa!

The teaching assistant in my

The teaching assistant in my fifth grade classroom cracked up with laughter at one of the more innocent pupils in my class who had written: 'if you eat up your vegetables you will get muscles as big as balls'...I did not have the heart to tell this child of the double entendre she had committed...

Tallguy's picture

LOL Only YOU can get away

LOL
Only YOU can get away with saying something like that. You do keep the ladies entertained, don't you?