Your guage is wrong / You dropped a stitch / I can knit so well that you'll both be my bitch!
Gangsta Knitter is hella tight!
I bought some new yarn tonight with the intent to make something for myself. It's San Mateo from Needful Yarns in color 4179. It's a mixture of black, brown, and cobalt hues... really fuzzy and soooo soft! I've never worked with yarn like this before and it's very, very difficult to see the stitches - so much so, that I've stopped caring whether my rib is properly formed. Extreme knitting!
I need needles! I'm thinking of the Crystallites from Susan Bates because they're cheap and quite cute. I feel my artistic integrity is being oppressed by my lack of tools and accessories. Browsing through the bestselling knitting books at Amazon has been a lot of fun. It's great to read all of the customer reviews. As much as I'd love this set of rosewood needles and the Vogue Knitting Book, I love a trip to Mexico even more.