
Knitasha Crochet answers MWK member's questions about love, fiber, and other twisted human events. Since s/he has been banned from membership, NYB will host, and temper the spew, of our delightful Ms. Crochet.
Dear Knitasha:
My main squeeze, Kim, complains every night when I knit in bed. Knitting relaxes me, helps me put the days events in perspective and gives our beloved Pomeranian a place to cuddle. I never complain about Kim's CPAP machine mask, plastic inserts for teeth grinding, mustache sling, hair net, night moisturizer or mummy wrap or SAD light therapy. What's a man to do?
Spike
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mustache sling.....? Wow.
mustache sling.....?
Wow.
Dear Spike - Remind Kim that
Dear Spike - Remind Kim that tolerance goes both ways...You put up with his evening bedtime routines, therefore he should put up with yours. If all else fails - Remind him it is not in his best interests to upset someone who has pointy objects in their hands. Best regards. -- Books, knitting, cats, fountain pens...Life is Good.
That's one gene pool that
That's one gene pool that needs a good draining.
@Spike Thank the gods you
@Spike
Thank the gods you have this man and keep him forever. Is there a brother, cousin or uncle with the same genes?