Dear Knitasha: Shopworn answers about Love, fiber and other twisted human event questions.

New York Built's picture

Knitasha Crochet answers MWK member's questions about love, fiber, and other twisted human events. Since s/he has been banned from membership, NYB will host, and temper the spew, of our delightful Ms. Crochet.

Dear Knitasha:

My main squeeze, Kim, complains every night when I knit in bed. Knitting relaxes me, helps me put the days events in perspective and gives our beloved Pomeranian a place to cuddle. I never complain about Kim's CPAP machine mask, plastic inserts for teeth grinding, mustache sling, hair net, night moisturizer or mummy wrap or SAD light therapy. What's a man to do?

Spike

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sonics's picture

mustache sling.....? Wow.

mustache sling.....?

Wow.

Joe-in Wyoming's picture

Dear Spike - Remind Kim that

Dear Spike - Remind Kim that tolerance goes both ways...You put up with his evening bedtime routines, therefore he should put up with yours. If all else fails - Remind him it is not in his best interests to upset someone who has pointy objects in their hands. Best regards. -- Books, knitting, cats, fountain pens...Life is Good.

albert's picture

That's one gene pool that

That's one gene pool that needs a good draining.

New York Built's picture

@Spike Thank the gods you

@Spike

Thank the gods you have this man and keep him forever. Is there a brother, cousin or uncle with the same genes?