It's Not Theoretical Physics, But String Theory Came In Handy

New York Built's picture

Grawity? No effect on zee fabric of Space, but zee varping of zee veft vas intense!

My Uniwersal Tea-o-ry of Ewery-ting ist incapable unt handling intarsia in zee round...except as unt ewent horizon.

Relatives as a function of Absolut? Zee first disappears from view in zee eqvuation wit zee ecchhhpression of zee second.

Can Hawking knit????? Nein!!!! Ha!!!!! Ja!!!!!

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MMario's picture

Elmer Fudd as einstein

Elmer Fudd as einstein wouldd say:

Gwawity? No effect on zee fabwic of Space, but zee vawping of zee veft vas intense! My Uniwewsaw Tea-o-wy of Ewewy-ting ist incapabwe unt handwing intawsia in zee wound...except as unt ewent howizon, uh-hah-hah-hah. Wewatives as a function of Absowut? Zee fiwst disappeaws fwom view in zee eqvuation wit zee ecchhhpwession of zee second. Can Hawking knit????? Nein!!!! Ha!!!!! Ja!!!!!

Which the Swedish Chef would then translate as:

Gveveety? Nu iffffect oon zee-a febveec ooff Spece-a, boot zee-a fevpeeng ooff zee-a fefft fes intense-a! My Uneevoosev Tea-oo-vy ooff Ivooy-teeng ist incepebve-a unt hundveeng intevseea in zee-a vuoond. Bork bork bork!..ixcept es unt ivent hooeezun, uh-heh-heh-heh. Vooeteefes es a fooncshun ooff Ebsoooot? Zee-a feevst deeseppeevs fvum feeoo in zee-a iqfooeshun veet zee-a icchhhpvesseeun ooff zee-a secund. Bork bork bork! Cun Hevkeeng kneet????? Neeen!!!! Ha!!!!! Ja!!!!!
And in Pig Latin that would be:

Eveetygvay? Unay iffffectyay oonyay ee-azay ebveecfay ooffyay Ece-aspay, ootbay ee-azay evpeengfay ooffyay ee-azay efftfay esfay intense-ayay! Ymay Uneevoosevyay Ea-oo-vytay ooffyay Ivooy-teengyay istyay incepebve-ayay untyay undveenghay intevseeayay inyay ee-azay uoondvay. Orkbay orkbay orkbay!..ixceptyay esyay untyay iventyay ooeezunhay, uh-heh-heh-hehyay. Ooeteefesvay esyay ayay ooncshunfay ooffyay Ebsooootyay? Ee-azay eevstfay eeseppeevsday umfvay eeoofay inyay ee-azay iqfooeshunyay eetvay ee-azay icchhhpvesseeunyay ooffyay ee-azay ecundsay. Orkbay orkbay orkbay! Uncay Evkeenghay eetknay????? Eeennay!!!! Ahay!!!!! Ajay!!!!!

Joe-in Wyoming's picture

"Gasping in amazement and

"Gasping in amazement and awe" I got lost halfway through the Swedish Chef. --- Books, knitting, cats, fountain pens...Life is Good.

Thomasknits's picture

LOVE IT -Thomas

LOVE IT
-Thomas

New York Built's picture

Stress? Not good. Glad to

Stress? Not good. Glad to provide a therapeutic environment.

Joe-in Wyoming's picture

You are very welcome. --

You are very welcome. -- Books, knitting, cats, fountain pens...Life is Good.

Joe-in Wyoming's picture

What a fun post after a

What a fun post after a weirdly stressful weekend! Thanks much, Mark. -- Books, knitting, cats, fountain pens...Life is Good.