Your roomie just came over (we were having our Men Who Don't Knit meeting, as you know), and he was wearing a dope-ass hat that you just made! I'm so glad that you not only made his stupid ass put a hat on his head before he left the house, but that it was such a fashionable and fun one such as your new hat! I thought to myself, what a great hat...and then it dawned on me that I had seen those colors in a big ball of yarn.
You like became a badass knitter like overnight. Keep on rockin it!