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The Mischievous Little Brown Bear

So, when you think of Florida, you probably think of gators, flamingos, mosquitoes.... But, there's actually a huge brown bear population here that people forget about. It's actually quite funny. You see, people will come home from work to find the little brown bears splashing in their pools, playfully lurking behind their garages, or dangling from their trees eager for attention.

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The Bear A Thon

(This is a repost from my blog. If you've already read it, my apologies! But, I am kicking everything up a notch and spreading the word the best I can). OH! I hope you fellas have a wonderful time at the retreat. I REALLY wish I could have joined you!!!!

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From Scratch to Claw

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So, who wants to help me build an empire and prove shitty people wrong?

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The End of the Teddy?

It looks, as sad as the option is, as if I might have to close up shop on the teddy bears.

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An Open Letter to Oprah...

Unfortunately, I was never blessed with the opportunity to watch your television show throughout the last 25 years, for one reason or another.

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Had difficulty sleeping last night. Grabbed Mario and went to our little bed, tossing the covers to the side because it was awfully hot.

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SO, thanks to you fellas, I'm pretty damned close to selling my fiftieth bear on Etsy! Yee ha!!! That to me is quite a cute little milestone.

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Knit Like A Man, Dammit!

Well, the bad news is, for those of you that have followed my story, is that I lost the farm out in the middle of nowhere.

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Worked Up

Sitting here, the second day of a dismal grey mess in the sky, a week now since a disastrous break up working up a pair of socks for a partner I no longer have.

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