Do you have a weakling, emaciated, tired-looking stash?
Do you want New York Built's prescription for bulking up and add pounds of rippling yarn?
Sweaters for Laptops. No sleeves, and fitting is a dream!
Don't all your straight friends deserve one?
Just in time for the summer tourism season here in Midtown!
When I Need To Damage The Cause Of My Knitting Obsession!
Now, back to work on those humans who cause me stress.
In my 56 years on this planet, I have physically moved my residence, at this count, over 49 times. I suppose that says something - not sure yet if denial will fade on the self-examination process.
We've got a search warrant for illegal yarn-overs, stash violations and row-outs in garter stitch. Put the needles down, your hands behind your back, stand against the wall and spread 'em!
As some of you know, I have had a role for the past decade in the creation, execution and hosing into the floor drain the detritus of the annual Halloween Parade in NYC.
That has been my usual behavior when I need to join two strands of yarn.